"Talking of Which..."

2011-02-17T08:06:00.000-08:00

I never thought to wonder what it would feel like to have a can of Great Stuff sprayed up my nose and into my sinuses. I thought this stupid, evil cold and sore throat were gone for good yesterday. I wonder if Drano would clear out my nasal passages. Or maybe a shop vac... or a plunger. I feel like a zombie; the pale face, the dark around the eyes... Hm, I wonder if I could get rid of this headache by walking around with my hands out in front...

2011-02-16T16:57:00.000-08:00

My keyboard has a warning on it about the risk of "serious injury to hands, wrists [and] other joints. Should I be worried about these risks? Should I consult a doctor about warm-up exercises before typing? Should I be taking preventative medicine to avoid future problems?

Cool, so that's what happens when you press the Ctrl, Alt and Delete all at once.

Stephen's believe it or don't

2009-03-18T13:18:00.000-07:00

Well, folks, it's been a while, but here I am with another post. By the way, tell me what you think of the new look.

Under Constuction*

2008-11-19T09:55:00.000-08:00

*see above

...of microphones and such...

2008-11-16T13:53:00.000-08:00

I am looking for a wireless hand-held mic system for the sanctuary. I have been researching for a while and I have not come up with a set that stands out as the best deal. Maybe you all out there could suggest something.

P.S. We already have a Samson and it might be nice to have two hand-sets with one recever, but I'm not sure if that would work.

one year, four months and twenty-nine days ago...

2008-11-14T15:49:00.000-08:00

Saturday June 16, 2007, the day I last posted on my blog! That's got to be a record or something! well, maybe not... but still, here I am tapping away, my only thought to entertain you and have fun and... well, you get the picture.
I'm tired. It's just after seven pm on Friday and I'm falling asleep at the keyboard Have you ever fallen azzlep at the keyboardddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
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All things funny

2007-06-16T12:42:00.000-07:00

First on the list is this. We need more drivers with this kind of skill in the U.S.

Next is this.

Alright, enough with the movies, here are some definitions, just in case you
wanted to know:

impossibility: somthing no one can do until someone does it.

laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.

Rome: what buffalo do.

shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

wastebasket: a receptacle near which trash trash is tossed

classic: a book which people praise, but do not read.

clothes dryer: an appliance designed to eat socks.

coffee: a person who is coughed upon.

selfish: what the owner of a seafood store does.

top bunk: where you should never put a child wearing Superman pajamas.

vegetarian: old Indian word for bad hunter.

benign: what you be after you be eight
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Grinning yet? If not read this again and this time pay attention!

Gorgeous Mustang; can an Italian company build a better Mustang? Yes!

2007-06-09T07:36:00.000-07:00

Before you read this post, don't miss the one before it.

I saw this Mustang in a magazine a while back and loved it, I mean check it out; the curves are just right and the interior is just the right amount of old and new. Even I like it, me, a Dodge fan. Check it out at this site and be prepared to be amazed.

Seven?!?! How random do you think I am?

2007-06-05T14:13:00.000-07:00

1) I fell up some concrete steps and cut my forehead open and went to the hospital when I was three.

2) When I was quite young (three or four) and people came to our house, I would get stressed and run around the house yelling "I'm the boss, I'm the boss, until my mother stopped me.

3) I bought my first camera brand new at a yard sale for five dollars. It lasted almost one year.

4) I wear only blue shirts to work.

5) One of my favorite cars is the Mitsuoka Orochi.

6) A couple of nights ago, I dreamed that Bill Ford, descendant of Henry Ford came to Fairwood to visit me.

7)I want to learn Welsh someday.

Quality rather than Quantity

2007-05-12T15:43:00.000-07:00

I'm sorry about the long stretches between posts lately; I'm getting ready for bible school and I also work for a lawn care company, so I probably am not going to post as often as before, but I will try to get at least one post every two weeks in. Thanks for your patience!

THR3E QUESTIONS

2007-05-01T17:59:00.000-07:00

1) What speed is usually attributed to an interstate highway while traveling through a large city?
2) How would you express that speed while driving in a certain car with a manual transmission but not equipped with a speedometer?
3) In what form of racing would you find such a car and in what part of the race would you use the speed found in the answer to the first question and expressed in the method proscribed in the answer to the second question?

For those who are bored or tired of eating, this is a must read.

2007-04-15T14:08:00.000-07:00

If some of you out there are getting tired of going to work, driving in potentially lethal traffic and slogging through taxes every year, just so you can eat three times a day or just plain getting tired of eating, listen up (or down). My tried and proven remedy for being tired of eating is...to stop eating all together! Yes, you heard right; fast to cure yourself from that dangerous malady. Just think, you get up and skip the drudge of pouring the cereal and milk and sitting down to spoon the flavor free sludge down your throat, instead, you get some reading in before you go to work and you don't feel any worse for not eating. When lunchtime rolls around, you feel a slight tinge of hunger but you ignore it because it's to much trouble to go out and buy lunch, so you stay and get extra work done, putting you ahead of schedule. In the afternoon, however, you start thinking about getting a snack, which distracts you from your work and you lose more time than you gained by working through lunch and you begin to feel sick. By quitting time, you feel like fainting and barely manage to get home without using your car as a land based, heat seeking missile. When you walk in the door, you smell the wonderful scent of food; you sit down, thank God for 'this exquisite feast', and dig in. See, it works, try it sometime.

Please place suggestions in slot.Thank you. []

2007-04-14T08:21:00.000-07:00

It seems I am losing popularity with the masses, so I will do somthing unpresidented and, out of the kindness of my heart, ask you all what you would like to see more of on my blog or suggestions about changes you think I should make to my settings. I'm warning you, if I don't get many sugestions, I WILL do another post like this one.

p.s. For good reading, check out Brian Jaques' (pronounced 'jakes') Castaways of the Flying Dutchman.

In which nothing much is said*, because nothing much has happened.

2007-04-12T14:04:00.000-07:00

Well, what else (A period is such a boring punctuation mark, I mean, look at it; ( . ) pretty boring if you ask me. I think I'll stop using it because it makes me want to yawn just looking at it? To prove my point I'm going to show you a slide show of some interesting punctuation marks for you to compare with the period; ___ ! ___ ? ___ , ___ ' ___ " ___ : ___ ; ___ ( ) ___ [ ] ___ { } ___ ` ___ \ / ___ see what I mean? To further prove my point: you can do art work with most punctuation, but the period; I think not!
Well, what do YOU think? Leave me a comment, will ya?) can I say?

If you belive that, then you've probably never read my blog, in which case you have a lot of reading to do!

Happy 'Third Day' and welcome a new member of the family!

2007-04-08T05:25:00.000-07:00

Happy Easter folks, I have wonderful news, this is so cool! We have a new addition to the family; a Boy! He weighs 9.8 pounds and looks quite handsome! Well, OK, that wasn't today, it happened sixteen years and eleven minutes ago and we are just as happy today as when it happened, happy birthday, Daniel Robert Everett Adams!

2007-04-03T14:55:00.000-07:00

My Stapler...I found out it's worth between $5.00 an $30.00.

2007-04-03T14:25:00.000-07:00

Hey, dj, this is for you!

2007-03-31T09:15:00.000-07:00

I have a confession to make. The post that DJ posted a while ago(Wednesday, March 14, 2007, Mr Bean Learns a Lesson, We Hope...) got a comment from an anonymous guy who, strangly enough, didn't tell us his name. Well folks, that anonymous guy is about to reveal his identity; (drum roll) me, Stephen Morse Adams. And I'm not sorry about what I wrote; however 'The DJ' was right about what he said to my comment, I should have put my name to it in the first place and taken my licks then. But since I am now in Georga, dj will have to wait untill I come back to get me back. Just remind me to hide my valubles when I do:-)

Tired of using the "granny gear" in your Jeep?

2007-03-31T08:30:00.000-07:00

I am a big fan of most things Chrysler, especially the Dodge brand, but Jeep is high on the list too. So when Dave Vanderwerp wrote about the Hennessey Grand Cherokee SRT600 in Car and Driver, he had my interest. The SRT600 has 620 horepower and is touted as the world's fastest SUV. I wouldn't be suprised, the list of performance cars it can beat in the quarter-mile is impressive, to name a few; the Porsche Cayenne Turbo S and Mercedes ML63 AMG are both beaten by a full second, all the BMW M cars, all the Mercedes AMG cars except the SL65, the AUDI S6, Cheverolet Corvette, Porsche 911 S and Lamborghini Gallardo and is only half a tick slower than the Corvette Z06 and 911 Turbo. How cool is that? To read the article click here.

My bike inner tube Squrt Cannon (the last pic doesn't do the volume of water justice)

2007-03-30T16:31:00.000-07:00

There goes 2.5 gallons* of water!
*approximately

A black & white picture of me in a corner (I hope it's OK to do three in one to catch up).

2007-03-28T18:30:00.000-07:00

The nasty thing I stepped on (don't worry, It came out)

2007-02-24T08:20:00.000-08:00

An attempt at Creative Thoughts assembled in an orderly fashion

2007-02-20T17:30:00.000-08:00

Well, folks, here I am in my senior year and I am working on my term paper.
At first I was planning to shy away from writing about cars, because those who
know me will attest to the fact that I think and talk about cars a lot of the time.
So there I was, looking for interesting subjects besides cars, imagine! I finally
decided on the history of US highways, and I was starting My research, when
mama suggested that I write about the history of cars. So, if anyone knows of
a good place to get info online or otherwise, or has some tips;I am open to
suggestions(all the more comments for me:-]).

Well, here I am. So be quiet, sit still and listen.

2007-02-17T08:09:00.000-08:00

I, Stephen, am finally here, in the wonderful world of blogs. I will post, among other things, cars (big surprise), news and other exciting stuff, so turn off the TV, put down that copy of Crime and Punishment and surf in and check out my new Blog.