I never thought to wonder what it would feel like to have a can of Great Stuff sprayed up my nose and into my sinuses. I thought this stupid, evil cold and sore throat were gone for good yesterday. I wonder if Drano would clear out my nasal passages. Or maybe a shop vac... or a plunger. I feel like a zombie; the pale face, the dark around the eyes... Hm, I wonder if I could get rid of this headache by walking around with my hands out in front...

My keyboard has a warning on it about the risk of "serious injury to hands, wrists [and] other joints. Should I be worried about these risks? Should I consult a doctor about warm-up exercises before typing? Should I be taking preventative medicine to avoid future problems?

Cool, so that's what happens when you press the Ctrl, Alt and Delete all at once.

Stephen's believe it or don't

Well, folks, it's been a while, but here I am with another post. By the way, tell me what you think of the new look.

Under Constuction*

*see above

...of microphones and such...

I am looking for a wireless hand-held mic system for the sanctuary. I have been researching for a while and I have not come up with a set that stands out as the best deal. Maybe you all out there could suggest something.

P.S. We already have a Samson and it might be nice to have two hand-sets with one recever, but I'm not sure if that would work.

one year, four months and twenty-nine days ago...

Saturday June 16, 2007, the day I last posted on my blog! That's got to be a record or something! well, maybe not... but still, here I am tapping away, my only thought to entertain you and have fun and... well, you get the picture.
I'm tired. It's just after seven pm on Friday and I'm falling asleep at the keyboard Have you ever fallen azzlep at the keyboardddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
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All things funny

First on the list is this. We need more drivers with this kind of skill in the U.S.


Next is this.


Alright, enough with the movies, here are some definitions, just in case you
wanted to know:


impossibility: somthing no one can do until someone does it.

laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.

Rome: what buffalo do.

shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

wastebasket: a receptacle near which trash trash is tossed

classic: a book which people praise, but do not read.

clothes dryer: an appliance designed to eat socks.

coffee: a person who is coughed upon.

selfish: what the owner of a seafood store does.

top bunk: where you should never put a child wearing Superman pajamas.

vegetarian: old Indian word for bad hunter.

benign: what you be after you be eight
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Grinning yet? If not read this again and this time pay attention!