All things funny

First on the list is this. We need more drivers with this kind of skill in the U.S.


Next is this.


Alright, enough with the movies, here are some definitions, just in case you
wanted to know:


impossibility: somthing no one can do until someone does it.

laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.

Rome: what buffalo do.

shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

wastebasket: a receptacle near which trash trash is tossed

classic: a book which people praise, but do not read.

clothes dryer: an appliance designed to eat socks.

coffee: a person who is coughed upon.

selfish: what the owner of a seafood store does.

top bunk: where you should never put a child wearing Superman pajamas.

vegetarian: old Indian word for bad hunter.

benign: what you be after you be eight
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Grinning yet? If not read this again and this time pay attention!

Gorgeous Mustang; can an Italian company build a better Mustang? Yes!

Before you read this post, don't miss the one before it.

I saw this Mustang in a magazine a while back and loved it, I mean check it out; the curves are just right and the interior is just the right amount of old and new. Even I like it, me, a Dodge fan. Check it out at this site and be prepared to be amazed.

Seven?!?! How random do you think I am?

1) I fell up some concrete steps and cut my forehead open and went to the hospital when I was three.

2) When I was quite young (three or four) and people came to our house, I would get stressed and run around the house yelling "I'm the boss, I'm the boss, until my mother stopped me.

3) I bought my first camera brand new at a yard sale for five dollars. It lasted almost one year.

4) I wear only blue shirts to work.

5) One of my favorite cars is the Mitsuoka Orochi.

6) A couple of nights ago, I dreamed that Bill Ford, descendant of Henry Ford came to Fairwood to visit me.

7)I want to learn Welsh someday.

Quality rather than Quantity

I'm sorry about the long stretches between posts lately; I'm getting ready for bible school and I also work for a lawn care company, so I probably am not going to post as often as before, but I will try to get at least one post every two weeks in. Thanks for your patience!

THR3E QUESTIONS

1) What speed is usually attributed to an interstate highway while traveling through a large city?
2) How would you express that speed while driving in a certain car with a manual transmission but not equipped with a speedometer?
3) In what form of racing would you find such a car and in what part of the race would you use the speed found in the answer to the first question and expressed in the method proscribed in the answer to the second question?

For those who are bored or tired of eating, this is a must read.

If some of you out there are getting tired of going to work, driving in potentially lethal traffic and slogging through taxes every year, just so you can eat three times a day or just plain getting tired of eating, listen up (or down). My tried and proven remedy for being tired of eating is...to stop eating all together! Yes, you heard right; fast to cure yourself from that dangerous malady. Just think, you get up and skip the drudge of pouring the cereal and milk and sitting down to spoon the flavor free sludge down your throat, instead, you get some reading in before you go to work and you don't feel any worse for not eating. When lunchtime rolls around, you feel a slight tinge of hunger but you ignore it because it's to much trouble to go out and buy lunch, so you stay and get extra work done, putting you ahead of schedule. In the afternoon, however, you start thinking about getting a snack, which distracts you from your work and you lose more time than you gained by working through lunch and you begin to feel sick. By quitting time, you feel like fainting and barely manage to get home without using your car as a land based, heat seeking missile. When you walk in the door, you smell the wonderful scent of food; you sit down, thank God for 'this exquisite feast', and dig in. See, it works, try it sometime.

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It seems I am losing popularity with the masses, so I will do somthing unpresidented and, out of the kindness of my heart, ask you all what you would like to see more of on my blog or suggestions about changes you think I should make to my settings. I'm warning you, if I don't get many sugestions, I WILL do another post like this one.

p.s. For good reading, check out Brian Jaques' (pronounced 'jakes') Castaways of the Flying Dutchman.