I never thought to wonder what it would feel like to have a can of Great Stuff sprayed up my nose and into my sinuses. I thought this stupid, evil cold and sore throat were gone for good yesterday. I wonder if Drano would clear out my nasal passages. Or maybe a shop vac... or a plunger. I feel like a zombie; the pale face, the dark around the eyes... Hm, I wonder if I could get rid of this headache by walking around with my hands out in front...

My keyboard has a warning on it about the risk of "serious injury to hands, wrists [and] other joints. Should I be worried about these risks? Should I consult a doctor about warm-up exercises before typing? Should I be taking preventative medicine to avoid future problems?

Cool, so that's what happens when you press the Ctrl, Alt and Delete all at once.