For those who are bored or tired of eating, this is a must read.

If some of you out there are getting tired of going to work, driving in potentially lethal traffic and slogging through taxes every year, just so you can eat three times a day or just plain getting tired of eating, listen up (or down). My tried and proven remedy for being tired of eating is...to stop eating all together! Yes, you heard right; fast to cure yourself from that dangerous malady. Just think, you get up and skip the drudge of pouring the cereal and milk and sitting down to spoon the flavor free sludge down your throat, instead, you get some reading in before you go to work and you don't feel any worse for not eating. When lunchtime rolls around, you feel a slight tinge of hunger but you ignore it because it's to much trouble to go out and buy lunch, so you stay and get extra work done, putting you ahead of schedule. In the afternoon, however, you start thinking about getting a snack, which distracts you from your work and you lose more time than you gained by working through lunch and you begin to feel sick. By quitting time, you feel like fainting and barely manage to get home without using your car as a land based, heat seeking missile. When you walk in the door, you smell the wonderful scent of food; you sit down, thank God for 'this exquisite feast', and dig in. See, it works, try it sometime.

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It seems I am losing popularity with the masses, so I will do somthing unpresidented and, out of the kindness of my heart, ask you all what you would like to see more of on my blog or suggestions about changes you think I should make to my settings. I'm warning you, if I don't get many sugestions, I WILL do another post like this one.

p.s. For good reading, check out Brian Jaques' (pronounced 'jakes') Castaways of the Flying Dutchman.

In which nothing much is said*, because nothing much has happened.

Well, what else (A period is such a boring punctuation mark, I mean, look at it; ( . ) pretty boring if you ask me. I think I'll stop using it because it makes me want to yawn just looking at it? To prove my point I'm going to show you a slide show of some interesting punctuation marks for you to compare with the period; ___ ! ___ ? ___ , ___ ' ___ " ___ : ___ ; ___ ( ) ___ [ ] ___ { } ___ ` ___ \ / ___ see what I mean? To further prove my point: you can do art work with most punctuation, but the period; I think not!
Well, what do YOU think? Leave me a comment, will ya?) can I say?

If you belive that, then you've probably never read my blog, in which case you have a lot of reading to do!

Happy 'Third Day' and welcome a new member of the family!

Happy Easter folks, I have wonderful news, this is so cool! We have a new addition to the family; a Boy! He weighs 9.8 pounds and looks quite handsome! Well, OK, that wasn't today, it happened sixteen years and eleven minutes ago and we are just as happy today as when it happened, happy birthday, Daniel Robert Everett Adams!

My Stapler...I found out it's worth between $5.00 an $30.00.