For those who are bored or tired of eating, this is a must read.

If some of you out there are getting tired of going to work, driving in potentially lethal traffic and slogging through taxes every year, just so you can eat three times a day or just plain getting tired of eating, listen up (or down). My tried and proven remedy for being tired of eating is...to stop eating all together! Yes, you heard right; fast to cure yourself from that dangerous malady. Just think, you get up and skip the drudge of pouring the cereal and milk and sitting down to spoon the flavor free sludge down your throat, instead, you get some reading in before you go to work and you don't feel any worse for not eating. When lunchtime rolls around, you feel a slight tinge of hunger but you ignore it because it's to much trouble to go out and buy lunch, so you stay and get extra work done, putting you ahead of schedule. In the afternoon, however, you start thinking about getting a snack, which distracts you from your work and you lose more time than you gained by working through lunch and you begin to feel sick. By quitting time, you feel like fainting and barely manage to get home without using your car as a land based, heat seeking missile. When you walk in the door, you smell the wonderful scent of food; you sit down, thank God for 'this exquisite feast', and dig in. See, it works, try it sometime.